Harley is a gift from God.
This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!
Me: Would you rather save me from dying, or, have half a chocolate muffin?
Best Friend: Who ate the other half?
a game of farts; a clash of farts
a storm of farts; a feast of farts
what if every time dragons breathe fire, they’re farting with their mouths
who even is straight anymore
remember when Linkin Park called the cops on Sublime for smoking weed