Out of all the signs who's the best for a Virgo?
Which ever one you love and loves you back.
Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
when you and your buddy are low on potassium